Soda is my happiness.
It keeps me alive.
It keeps me awake.
It keeps me crazy.
Soda is in my head.
It gives me the shake I need
to be a crazy person.
Soda makes me a crazy person.
I am a crazy person.
Soda is awakening.
Pepsi, coke, mountain dew.
My friends.
My bodyguards.
My medicine.